Cows of government!
Democracy- You have two cows, you vote too if you want I guess
Socialism- You have two cows, they wear red and make long winded remarks on the state of the modern beef industry in Imperialist nations and their influenced areas.
Communism- You have two cows, the government sacrifices them to bring back Comrade Stalin
Anarchy- You have two cows, they all belong to youu beause anarchy means family
Fascism- you have two cows, Scrim dilly scrim doodly damn, roll again.
Corporatism- you have two cows, you can bring one card back from the graveyard if you sacrifice one of them, discarded cow is removed from game (the shadow realm)
Libertarianism- You have two cows, they post selfies on whylibertarian.tumblr.com
Liberalism- You have two cows, they voted for Obama.